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Bucs inform Jeff Garcia no team wanted him

Buccaneers Inform Jeff Garcia That No Team Ever Wanted Him

Jerry Garcia

 

TAMPA BAY, FL—Shortly after ending a two-year relationship with Jeff Garcia, the Buccaneers front office notified its former quarterback that no NFL organization had in fact ever wanted or needed the 38-year-old. "It was hard to see that look on his face, but he needed to learn that no team—not even the Bears—could imagine a future with him," said owner Malcolm Glazer. "We were only stuck with Jeff for this long because nobody better was available." Glazer, who said the decision to make a clean break came after consideration of Garcia's arm strength, height, freckles, and male pattern baldness, admitted the Buccaneers only pursued the quarterback to see if it made other free agents interested in the team.

Naturally Garcia signed with the Raiders....officially ending his career.

 

 

For those of you who didn't get it, this was a little satire on my part. I don't know how else to spend this off season and make it go by faster.

 




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News, Garcia was actually traded....

For the old picks we gave the raiders from Gruden of which Philip Buchanon was one of them, so we had to give one of the picks back, so we gave them the rights to Keyshawn.
Raiders then traded the rights to Keyshawn BACK to the jets for Anthony Becht.
Then the Jets realized that becht was the pick used for Keyshawn, and the whole thing is now off.

Were Even.

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by Niko Houllis on Jun 29, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

freckles??? freckles ?? its a good thing you are not in smacking distance …

by Buc Beast on Jun 30, 2009 10:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bucs informed player doesn't want them

On the other hand, Albert Haynesjerk said he doesn’t want to be a Buc, check this bologna out, 6/26 interview with Albert rationalizing the biggest mistake of his career

http://www.comcastsportsnet.tv/pages/videosredskins

by AndyMcSucceed on Jul 1, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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